Harry in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015



Heaven is a place on earth with you…


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Harry Styles attending art galleries.


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paynalpaynetration:

when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep

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flowerfulandbright:

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#srsly someone put this next to that gif #of bambi learning how to walk #i guarantee it’s exact




agonyandagony:

Harry unfaving the nsfw image that accidentally showed up in his Twitter favorites few hours ago and faving a bunch of kittens and puppies. x/x

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW NOTHING IN THIS GARBAGEDUMP WORLD HAS EVER GIVEN ME SUCH JOY AS ENVISIONING THE FOLLOWING SERIES OF EVENTS: ECCENTRIC BILLIONAIRE IDIOT HARRY STYLES, WAKING UP AFTER J/O-ING HIMSELF INTO A COMA OVER SOME PORN TWITTERER’S FINGIES, GRABBING HIS PHONE AND RECLINING BACK IN HIS BED OF MONEY AND JEWELS AND NOVELTY HEADWEAR TO SEE WHAT HE MISSED IN THE WORLD OF THE NOT-NUDE-NAPPING, ONLY FOR HIS BEAUTIFUL FROG BROW TO FURROW IN CONFUSION AS HE REALIZES. “HEYYYY,” HE MUMBLES TO NO ONE. HE STUMBLES OUT OF HIS JILLIONAIRE BED FEELING EMBARRASSED BUT ALSO A LITTLE SELF-SATISFIED. STILL EMBARRASSED, THOUGH. ALWAYS EMBARRASSED. HE SITS DOWN AT HIS KITCHEN TABLE AND STEEPLES HIS FINGERS AGAINST HIS BEAUTIFUL IDIOT FROG FACE, AND DEVELOPS THE WORLD’S BEST DAMAGE CONTROL PLAN, WHICH AMOUNTS TO:

  • ONE MORONICHARMING INSTAGRAM POST OF THE NEAREST STUPIDEST ITEM IN HIS HOME
  • ONE ENDEARINGLY VAGUE BUT SELF AWARE TWEET OF “SO…. THE WEATHER?”
  • AND THEN CRACKING HIS FINGERS AND GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS FAVING EVERY KITTY OR PUP PUP HE CAN FIND ON THE GOD DANGED INTERNET

I WILL THINK OF THIS MOMENT THE NEXT TIME I HEAR ANOTHER HUMAN BEING LAMENTING BEING BORN IN THE “WRONG TIME PERIOD” BECAUSE THIS IS A GIFT WE WERE TRULY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE TO SEE. GOD BLESS US ALL. GOD BLESS TWITTER. GOD BLESS HARRY “FINGER-LICKIN GOOD” STYLES. GOD BLESS THIS MESS FROM HEAVEN, AMEN.